In the morning
And in the evening
When you think
You're alone
Too many hours
In your apartment
Has made me
Hard as a stone

I've tried to crack you
I told you you're the one
But you must have thought
That I have gone
I told you a lotta lies
Just to get laid
But your heart is
Hard as a stone

You're vicious
But I'm a man
I'm gonna do
What I can
To remain
Hard as a stone

That little pigeon
Where did you find her
I had to break her
Every bone
Eleven hours
In your pool
No longer
Hard as a stone

She was delicious

To be continued...