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The weather's fine but there may be a meteor shower.

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A cure's been found for good old rocket lag
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Someone left their life behind in a plastic bag.

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(";Spaceworkers dispute in London today.
A lightning strike by air shuttle officers
led to over 2,000 passengers being held up
for up to 10 hours to board flights...";)

(";Ten Eurotechnicians were today sentenced
by the justice computer to be banished for life
to the prison satellite Penal One...";)

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Another action filled adventure
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All the worst from the world convention.

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(";... shares of Roboko Development are now climbing...";)
(";... a very great friend of mine...";)
(";... our regular scheduled programs...";)
(";... the latest report from the people down there...";)
(";... a tiny little detail...";)
(";... I'd like to say hello to everybody...";)

To be continued...