Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier)
Steve Vai (guitar)
Ray White (guitar, vocals)
Tommy Mars (keyboards)
Chuck Wild (piano)
Arthur Barrow (bass)
Scott Thunes (bass)
Jay Anderson (string bass)
Ed Mann (percussion)
Chad Wackerman (drums)
Ike Willis (vocals)
Terry Bozzio (vocals)
Dale Bozzio (vocals)
Napoleon Murphy Brock (vocals)
Bob Harris (vocals)
Johnny ";Guitar"; Watson (vocals)

THING-FISH:
Don't look OB'DEWLLA! It's too horrible! I b'lieve de muthafucker 'bout to ask dat rubber girl to dance!

HARRY-AS-A-BOY:
Hey, good-lookin'!

THING-FISH:
See! I told ya!

HARRY-AS-A-BOY:
May I have this dance?

THING-FISH:
Muthafucker barf me right on outa here, AN' gag me wit a spoon!

HARRY-AS-A-BOY:
What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? Do you come here often?

THING-FISH:
YOW!

HARRY-AS-A-BOY: (singing)
I got a girl with a little rubber head
Rinse her out every night just before I go to bed
She never talk back like a lady might do
An' she looks like she loves it every time I get through
And her name is
A-R-T-I
F-I-C, I cry
A-L, don't be shy!
ARTIFICIAL RHONDA
With the plastic pie

Her eyes is all shut in a ecstasy face

To be continued...