He He He
Oh shit he??s here
Hi
Hi ya doing
Is this the right place for that furniture ahh
Yeah sure is come on in
Pretty nice place you got here cobwebs are a nice touch So that??s the couch eh
Yeah we got some um take a look at the apolstry right there
That??s pretty fuckin nice I haven??t seen Whoa, you all right there?
Excuse me real apolstry
I ain??t seen nothin like that since shit, like back in the
Mother Fucker
You want my couch
You mother fucker
I need your muther fuckin brain
You can??t have my couch
What da the fuck you thinking
Now come here you big fat muther fucker get on the table


I was never popular this I??ll admit fuck school
School never liked me cool
All the kids would always beat me till I??m half dead
Make fun of the size of my forehead
But that shit never bothered me
See momma and mother they owned a lot of property
They had a science lab in the basement
And that??s where my free time
Well were my time was spent
I made a mouse with a chicken head it clucked 3 times
Cluck Cluck Cluck then it was dead
I made a lot of things though
Like a frog with a turkey neck it was tha shit yeah
But im still lonely I need a homie
So I collected limbs and made me a zombie
I could have made me a girlie friend
But fuck that I got my girlie right here yeah


You can call me mad professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me mad professor
We will rule eternity


So this is like where you live
That??s right why you don??t like it
I mean oh my god it??s dirty
Do you like?
Hehe Shut up bitch
Give me your tippie toes


I used some many body parts it was crazy
I killed a whole bunch of muther fucker like what 80
They all chipped in on my special friend
Everything helps even if you got a finger to lend come on
I hear the other children outside
Keep it down you little bitches I??ll skin your fuckin hide
Trunks full this parts wack
Somehow I gotta attach this nut sack
Shit fuck I??m sawing of an elbow
Looking at the meter on my quazar zifter low
Or better yet look out the fuckin window
I see a storm comin it??s all most time to roll
Screw the head on come on come
It??s the dugish rugish bone
OK it??s time hit the switch turn it up a hertz
Fuck shit didn??t work


You can call me mad professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me mad professor
We will rule eternity


Hey

To be continued...