(In sports, the International Basketball League was busy last night)

(With 7 games on the schedule)
{phone rings}
(The Cavaliers came up with a surprise upset)
(Beating the Bullets 108 to 99)
Talk
X-TV, turn it on
Michael, what's happenin'?
(The Lakers had no trouble with the Rockets winning 124 to 88)
U gotta watch this show that's on
Watch what?
I don't know what it is, it's crazy
(The Nuggets just got by the Nets 114 to 112)
What channel is it on?
X-TV, turn it on
Alright, later
Later
(The Super Sonics devastated the Jazz 136...)

So I'm walkin' down the street and umm..
This muthafucka comes up 2 me and says
(Yo man, U oughta let me have 50 dollars man)
(Can U give?)
I said ";Ain't that a bitch? U oughta get out of my face";
(Oh)
And he tried 2 rob me
(Muthafucker, mm)
And he was chokin' me, right?
Cuz, cuz he didn't have no gun
Do U hear that shit?
Lucky 4 me, my homies was comin' 'round the 7-Eleven
And they seen what was goin' down
They grabbed this muthafucker, right?
(";What's up man?";)
Ripped an eyeball out
(Ahhh! ";Fuck him up";)
They beat his ass so bad, change fell out his pocket
(U bastards, mm)
These nigga's are crazies
So I said ";Fuck it";
I robbed him, ha ha
With so much money on me, I figured I oughta hit Jannell's house
I knocked on her door, right?
(Mmm, oh)
I don't know what she was doin'
(Oh, ooh)
But I couldn't get no answer?
She was doin' some wrong shit
";Jannell"; I shouted, still no answer
(Mmm, oh, oh)
I figured she was on the telephone or somethin'
(Oh)
So I walked around 2 the bathroom window
Pushed it up, climbed inside
Soon as I got inside, it hit me {gasp}
Damn!
I don't know what it was but it hit me hard
";Uh";
Jannell's a Rican, U know?
And them beans and rice is a habit at Jannell's house, U know?
I grab my mouth, my nose and I just screamed
And then I ran
But Jannell's house is real messy and I hit somethin' and I fell
That somethin' was Jannell
(Get off!)
I stepped on her bruised booty she got from stage diving
And it made her real mad so we went 2 rounds
Jannell can bob
She kicked my ass
Damn!
";Oh God";
So I left and I went 2 Glam Slam
And slammed a few Long Island's
Uh-oh, one 2 many
Excuse me brother, better hit this alley
Phew! That was close
(Yo muthafucker, ain't U the one stole my money?)
Oh shit
(Yeah, that's U)
I gotta run y'all
(That's U nigga, come here)
(Kick your muthafuckin' ass)
Ahh, ahh
Now what is this crazy muthafuckin' shit?
Ahh, ahh

Man, did U see it?
Did U hear it man?
Yeah man
It was so crazy, that shit man
Ha, yeah I know, I couldn't believe it
Ah man, but I tell U what man
I'm kinda wiped out man
So I'm goin' 2 get some rest man
Yeah, I hear ya
I'll see U tomorrow man
Later
Been smokin' that headache weed, is ya?
Ah, nigga
Ha ha ha