( J. Lennon, P. McCartney )

Well, you should see Polythene Pam,
She's so good looking but she looks like a man.
Well, you should see her in drag, dressed in her polythene bag.
Yes you should see Polythene Pam.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Get a dose of her in jackboot and kilt,
She's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt.

To be continued...