Paperback writer
Dear sir or madam,will you read my book
It took me years to write will you take a look
Based on a novel by a man named Lear
And I need a job so I want to be a
Paperback writer, paperback writer
It's a dirty story of a dirty man
And his clinging wife doesn't understand
His son is working for the daily mail
It's a steady job but he wants to be a
Paperback writer, paperback writer
Paperback writer
It's a thousand pages give or take a few
I'll be writing more in a week or two
I can make it longer if you like the stile
I can change it round and I want to be a

To be continued...