( J. Lennon, P. McCartney )

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly, I'm crying.
Sitting on the cornflake waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tea shirt, stupid bloody tuesday,
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.

I am the egg-man, they are the egg-men,
I am the walrus, goo goo a' joob.

Mr. City p'liceman sitting pretty little p'liceman in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run, I'm crying.
Yellow matter custard dripping from the dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess.
Boy, you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down.

I am the egg-man, they are the egg-men,
I am the walrus, goo goo a' joob.

Sitting in the English garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come you get a tan from standing in the English rain.

I am the egg-man, they are the egg-men,
I am the walrus, goo goo g' joob, g' goo goo g' joob.

Expert texpert choking smokers don't you think the joker
laughts at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied, I'm crying.
Semolina pilchards climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Element'ry penguin singing Hare Krishna.
Man, you should have seen the kicking Edgar Allan Poe.

I am the egg-man, they are the egg-men,
I am the walrus, goo goo g' joob, g' goo goo g' joob.