( G. Harrison )

If you're list'ning to this song
You may think the chords are going wrong.
But they're not.
He just wrote it like that.

When you're list'ning late at night,
You may think the bands are not quite right.
But they are.
They just play it like that.

It doesn't really matter what chords I play,
What words I say or time of day it is,
As it's only a Northern Song.

It doesn't really matter what clothes I wear
Or how I fare or if my hair is brown,
When it's only a Northern Song.

If you think the harmony
Is a little dark and out of key,
You're correct,
There's nobody there.
And I told you there's no one there.